C: This man is a false prophet. Ignore him. .

A: Do not ignore the false prophet but scorn him and pray that your children do not fall for his lies. Thus saith the LORD of hosts.

I join you in your prayer that shame fall upon me. God has revealed to me that it is his will that shame fall upon me for being a false prophet. He said that whenever I was honest about what he said that I should not be given the slightest bit of credit.

The LORD rebukes me on a daily basis. Thank you for confirming what the lord keeps pointing out, and for your kind prayer. If you have any sway with him, please ask him to keep that Satan asshole out of my body!

C: Why are you not regulating mankind like you should. They're your children, do something!

A: It is not you who knows best what should be done. Tell me about forcing what you want from your children after you have your own.

C: You need to prove that you are a prophet

A: Verily I say unto you that this man is no more a prophet than you are, for those whom I give ears to hear, great liars are prophets.

Q: Why cant I accept my past?

A: Because comfort is too high of a priority for you. I have some suffering yet in store for you that you will thank me for later.

Q: Why cant I undo my mistakes?

Because you still lack the skills

Q: Why do you need me when I dont need you?

A: You are not the first spoiled child to ask me insincere poorly thought out questions

Q: Why do I have to serve you when your not worth it?

You cannot serve me unless you think it's worth it. You can do whatever you like and I won't intervene in your affairs uninvited.

C: I have Yeshua. I do not need you. .

Yeshua was snickering about that in the background and was like "oh yeah she told him" then God said in his scary voice "And don't you forget it you little worm"

You must have a close connection with them! Do you ever feel like it's hard to make out what he's saying?

C: Indeed I am. If I do decide to repent, and pave my way to heaven so I can cherish the afterlife with my loved ones, I'd want my loved pets, to have a ticket as well.

I was told that you are just mocking me.

C: Something pets, like goldfish, snakes, gerbils, and other smaller creatures can't do.

A: People haven't quite got the hang of it yet either

C:You mean your son's face on the quesadilla? My bad I saw that.

More mockery

Q: Well then this draws me back to another debate I saw. In Heaven, a place rumoured to be perfect, do we have free will? Because if we do, what's preventing Heaven from turning into another Earth full of evil and sin.

A: I do not force anyone to live by my principles, in fact you are free to be the architect of your own domain and see how that works out for you. Fashion your own set of principles to live by and cast yourself further into outer darkness if you like, but if you continually ask me to leave you alone, don't be surprised when I do for a long long time. If all you do is complain about your way not working, as opposed to seeking advice from me, don't worry, I am used to it, I am patient, and I care more than you can imagine.

Q: Why don't you just come down here and fix it, your omnipotence.

Because I am not trying to program you, you are not a robot. You put what you want in your bibles. Honor whoever you think should be honored.

C: if those I enjoy ridiculing are telling me things I can prove to be false, I'll relish in it.

A: Your standards of proof are not as infallible as you imagine. Your effort would be better spent trying to expose your own misunderstandings

Q: Just do? How am I supposed to just do? Addiction, something people often have with chocolate, is a very real problem people have that goes a step beyond what I have with chocolate. I can stop eating it, but people addicted to it, they can't.

A: You are more or less addicted. People can overcome even the most serious addictions with my help. With my help, you can develop a distaste for things that are harmful. Pray for help with these sort of things and I will help you.

Then why not make these situations where we long for fire's evil touch to not exist. Why not make these things that feel good, but are considered sins be disgusting to us as the norm?

A: You have been busy trying to erase the laws I have written on your inward parts. Sinful things are not pleasant to do unless you have conditioned yourself to enjoy them. I have heard your prayer, and I will make your sin painful as requested.

Yea I'll improve the book. I'll tear out all the things I disagree with and I'll add a few pages of things I don't people to do. Oh wait, that was already done.

A: You have only yourself to blame if your bible's contents are of poor quality, I have given you a rich library from which to select beautiful writings.

Q: Did you not shape the sciences that lead to the conclusions that assured humanity that sexuality is indeed a characteristic one is born with?

A: I was not being called upon regularly by those who formed these false conclusions. For the record, I did help you develop a method to disprove false conclusions, known as the scientific method, I suggest you use it, and not just claim to use it.

C: I was addressing the "made in his image" issue, or was that another rumour?

A: You were trying to discredit me, by discrediting some story which is quite the habit for you and many others. Don't let a poorly written story shape your thoughts so much.

C: Now it's your turn to make a false statement. I serve nothing.

A: I decline your proposal, appreciate your confession, and call attention to your self refuting statement.

Q: So homosexuality is not a sin?

A: Correct

Q: Is this another one of the misinterpretations of the bible, what else can we be sure is not what the bible says it is? Do you even exist as it says you do?

A: Your problem is that you are using someone elses bible

C: Since reading the last set of answers I've been praying and guess what I heard. Nada?

A: It's OK I don't need you to admit anything to anyone. I understand why you have the desire to deny that you hear my voice.

C: The rain outside my house, the fan in my room, and my own thoughts telling me what an idiot I am for asking my imaginary friend for some imaginary answers,, but I digress. Tell your overlord to send me some answers I'll pray a bit longer.

A: Fast from gay porn for a week and I will bitch slap your imaginary enemy.

Q: Is Rogue Rascal and Micmacmoc the same person?

A: Satan says they are sometimes, God won't answer....weird!

Q: Why are you banning people for doing what the debate says?

A: God has already chastised me about that but I just don't do well being made the subject of ridicule. I'm working on it. I can't seem to fully give myself over to God's will

Q: When is Christ coming back?

A: For it is written that wherever two or more are gathered in my name, there I am in their midst

Is he coming anytime soon?

A: I am already gathering my harvest

Also what does God think of me?

You have already committed the sin for which there is no forgiveness, you have blasphemed the holy spirit and are doomed to hell. I love you and everything, but rules are rules. aaaaah! get behind me Satan! Sorry Srom, in this last answer I was overcome by Satan for a bit. Praise God that he has released me from his grip.

A: God says he loves you and wants you to become a spiritual warrior for Christ.

Q:Is a prophet coming again anytime soon? It's been about 150 years since Baha'ullah.

A: No. The next great revelation will come through the revealing of many lies. I will send the holy spirit to open eyes and turn the many lies into a great fountain of truth. There will be no prophets and the prophecy told of in the book of Jeremiah will be fulfilled. The age of preaching will be over in 12 years. This will happen following the great conversation, which has already begun.

The last time I misrepresented his word, he disabled my imagination for a week straight.

Well what do you know, I couldn't troll this good without God's help could I?

Q: you sure do like to pick and choose responses don't ya troll?

A (from me): Sometimes god tells me to ignore, he hasn't told me to ban you yet! praise be!

C: I wouldn't bother with him he is just a fraud.

A: Fruads are to be confronted so they don't lead people astray

Q: So animals go to hell?

A: You are not really curious about that

Q:What is love?

A: caring about one anothers well being

Q: I haven't seen anything.

A: You made a false statement there

Q: So basically he doesn't care.

A: You cannot choose good over evil without evil. I care what you choose, but I leave your choices up to you.

Q: Job is true tale, or is the bible full of lies?

A: Your bible contains many lies. Pray to me and I will help you clean it up.

Q: So your religion too is false, got it.

A: You shouldn't be so satisfied with your understanding because it is not free from falsehood. Your idiocy is not less dangerous than those you enjoy ridiculing.

Q: We are in control of our tastes? I think not. I never decided to like the taste of chocolate, I just do.

A: Change your mind about that

C: I didn't choose to not like how fire feels, yet I don't and that's why I don't touch it.

A: Despite what you say, there are situations that you can put yourself in where you would be desperately longing to feel fire, and the mere sight of chocolate would turn your stomach.

C: I just know what I hear from the bible.

A: What you have said is a lie, but verily I say unto you that you should make improvements to this book that you have let shape your thoughts about me.

C: Gay people are born that way.

A: Sexual attraction is cultivated like other tastes, and contrary to your misinformed opinion, newborns do not experience it.

Q: If I'm an ungrateful prick, what does that say for my creator?

A: I am patient

C: So is this another rumour of the bible your scribes wrote? That we don't need to praise you.

A: You will serve me or an idol you create. What you need to do is choose. When you become dissatisfied with what the lesser gods have to offer I'll be waiting.

Q: Why don't you write the Bible yourself

A: I inspire people to write all the time, go pick out what to keep in your collection and stop complaining about the collections that other people find inspiring. If you do this I will make you a prophet and give you a sexy gay lover :)

Q:I mean you did come preach to the people personally through Jesus right? Oh no wait, another rumour?

A: Him and I had a good relationship, but he has been terribly misrepresented, just so you know. I will be happy to clear things up for you if you pray and fast.

Q:If god has a plan for everyone then why do people pray for change?

A: I let you form your own plans. When they fail miserably, you pray that I show compassion, and I do......you masters of ignorance.

Q:What language does a deaf person think in?

A: the one in which you are no longer fluent

You say: you know it would just be easier to say you are a fraud.

God says: Use your judgement skills. Neither entirely condemn or entirely trust anyone, especially yourself.

Prediction: You will say something really out of place in your next post that makes you look foolish.

One question at a time please!

Q:What's the meaning of life?

A: To care for each other

Q: Where are you (God)?

A: You can find me anywhere there is love

Q: Why won't you talk to me?

A: Because you have ignored my voice. I speak now to you through your eyes

Q: How do you let evil exist?

A: By not taking all the control I could

Q: Why do good people have to die to be rewarded?

A: That's a false rumor

Q:Why do other religions exist if yours is the only true one?

A: Your sciences and religions are neither entirely true or entirely false

Q: Why did you make it taste good but condemn eating for doing it?

A: You are in control of your tastes, and you condemn yourselves by craving harmful things. My offer of help stands for those who have gained wisdom to accept what I have to offer.

Q: Why did you give us the ability but condemn us for using it?

A: You should stop thinking that I condemn people. You should pay attention to my voice instead of trusting rumors about me.

Q:Why did you make me this way but will punish me for acting on it?

A: Your choices made you this way. I made you beautiful you ungrateful prick. As you know, I will leave you to your own devices if that's what you act like you want

Q:Why do I need to worship you?

A: You only need to do as you wish

Q: Who coined the phrase "coined the phrase"?

A: Knowing would not help you